Texas (Yee Haw) Joke

**blueeagle** · 09-03-2008, 03:02 PM

Only three things scare a Texan:

A Mexican with a knife.

A woman with a gun.

And a Yankee with a UHaul!!

YEE HAW!!

**souperdave** · 09-03-2008, 11:03 PM

What's worse than 100 Yankees moving into your neighborhood?

**blueeagle** · 09-03-2008, 11:57 PM

Quoting souperdave

What's worse than 100 Yankees moving into your neighborhood?

100 Missouri people?

**zedex** · 09-04-2008, 09:54 PM

They say that everything's bigger in Texas. The woman I seen at the vending machine today must have come from Huuugeton, TX !!!

**souperdave** · 09-05-2008, 11:15 PM

Quoting souperdave

What's worse than 100 Yankees moving into your neighborhood?

They're all pregnant!

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