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usedbranflakes
My turn to be a jackass, ma'am...
Your turn to be high maintenance is over.
It's my turn to be the drama queen here and I am queening it up!
D.C., Northern VA, and parts of MD have WONDERFUL public transportation systems. Have you ever had a hard time hailing a D.C. taxi? I haven't; they will bang a U-turn at the wave of a hand to get to the curb to earn your business. The metro runs and runs and runs except for a few hours. Cars cna be parked overnight in a garage for 1/100th the cost of a DUI fine.
...yet people in the D.C. metro get DUIs quite frequently.
Don't blame public transportation or the lack thereof for your situation. It's a statistic that MADD hasn't been able to change in over 10 years. People will drink and drive and people will get drunk and drive.
Generally the DA/ADA has until 1630 the last day to file. They can file and then serve you. They do not have to serve you and then file. In fact there are many DAs who will call the attorney of record before filing to offer a plea agreement. ...but they don't have to extend that courtesy.
The military is very credible and the members of the military are very credible.
...except for that jackass marine that threw a puppy off a cliff in the mid-east and the Marine that raped the little girl in Japan. The other 144,998 Marines that are not bad seeds look fantastic in their dress uniforms or slant-pocket MCUs with the shiny gold or silver (not subdued brown) rank. I have seen dozens of police officers lie or contradict themselves in court. I have yet to see a single member of the military do so in a civilian court. I have yet to see them lose compusure on cross, particularly marines. Jack Nicholson was playing a Marine and I have never seen a Marine of any rank testify in a way that would bring disgrace to the Corps. Semper Fi!
Don't worry about the rental cars and their 180 degree turns at the touch of a wheel. While you must have the $$ to rent the luxury Porsche because of the responsiveness of it over a Volvo, Toyota, Ford, Mercury, Chevy, etc., you might not be able to rent a car for up to 4 years, dependent upon the rental company and the DL check they perform.
If yo do Yoga you have to have a killer body and that will get you some points at sentencing if you have a male judge; face it...attractive women, particularly attractive middle aged women about 10 years younger than His Honor, get better sentencing. The richy rich attitude will not win you any points; leave it at home or at your barrister's office. If you have a Her Honor then may God help you. Women judges tend to be tougher on females. It's just my observation in 3 states.
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