How about...GOOD SERVICE!? Naaah....

[seniorjudge]

From my e-mail service provider:


Mail Home - Help
Can't talk now. System's down.

Sorry for the holdup. Looks like a temporary glitch in our network has part of Yahoo! mail down, so you're briefly without service. Rest assured the alarms are blaring in the basement and our team is working frantically to get you up and running ASAP. Again, the snag is on our end — so there's no need for you to do a thing.

Back to it,
[name deleted to protect the guilty] Mail Team

[aaron]

Because there's such a long list of ISP's who use Yahoo mail.

[seniorjudge]

Because there's such a long list of ISP's who use Yahoo mail.

Right...now who could expect good service in computer-related areas?

Would you drive a car if the chances were 50-50 that it wouldn't make it the whole way to your destination?

[aaron]

Perhaps if it travelled at fiber optics speed, but not if it could only travel at dial-up speed.

[seniorjudge]

Perhaps if it travelled at fiber optics speed, but not if it could only travel at dial-up speed.

Good one....