I'm not a lawyer, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.......
Obviously you've never heard of the volume-to-innocent holler ratio.
Some "innocent" folks are of the belief that the louder they yell "I'M INNOCENT!" the more convincing they seem to think they are.
I have done a lot of research on this subject.....as a matter of fact I had another 'test subject' yesterday. My hearing should return to normal soon after the "I DIDN'T STEAL ANNNNYYYYYTTTHHHHIIIINNNNGGGGG!" ceases ringing my ears.
"Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death.
There is no appeal and execution is carried out automatically without pity."
Robert A. Heinlein