Extreme heat!

[Happy Trails]

You know it's summer when:

*The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

*The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

*Hot water now comes out of both taps.

*You can make sun tea instantly.

*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

*The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

*You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

*You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

*You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?

*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

*The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

*The cows are giving evaporated milk.

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Hope all of you that are experiencing extreme temperatures are staying cool.

[cissycicle]

You know it's summer when:

*The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

*The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

*Hot water now comes out of both taps.

*You can make sun tea instantly.

*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

*The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

*You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

*You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

*You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?

*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

*The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

*The cows are giving evaporated milk.

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Hope all of you that are experiencing extreme temperatures are staying cool.

Is this weather a preview of what hell is like?

[Clair Bonner]

I don't know if that was supposed to be funny because all of it is so true!

[eme]

I have always said I would rather extreme cold over extreme heat...if it is cold you can put on another sweater & grab a blankie...if it's hot and you have nothing left to take off...

[Guilty Or Not Guilty]

And don't forget the positive:

Those who work at an air conditional company will have a higher income.

A lot of people are going to quit smoking.

It will be less crimes commited where a suspect has to run.

The western states are lucky they have no humility at night.

All the water from the eastern states flood will dry up.

The polar bears will get more visitors.

People are going to go to church more because they found out what part of hell feels like.

People are going to begin to save money by not paying for a sauna or a sun tan.

Those kids selling 5 cent lemon aide are beginning to see what a good salary is.