"leave Betty alone!" How sweet.
There wont be any social security if the damn republicans get their way!
And just how are you going to know when she starts receiving those SS checks?
Hell I don't know! I don't even know when Melindas is!
When is his birthday?
You only require a masters? I thought you wanted a PH.D! Hell, I can't get him a masters in 2 weeks!
As for the bible, I can't give him a summery of the "evangelical version" in 5 minute! The Earth is flat and only 6,000 years old. The sun revolves around the earth. Fags are evil. Women are property. Incest among fathers and daughters is permitable. Poor people are demons. Jesus was a millionaire. And the anti-Christ is Barack Obama. How's that?
A Masters?
I can get him a degree from Liberty University in 3 weeks.
By the time he is thoroughly read of the bible, he will be well beyond 16, nice try though. Remember, I said a degree in theology was a requirement.
